Happy Pineapple & Pussy Day

Posted: 03/16/2011 by Singlefied in How To, Oral Sex, Sex
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Happy belated Steak & Blowjob Day!  Apparently, 3/14 (one month after Valentine’s Day) is declared the male Valentine’s Day, otherwise known as Steak & Blowjob Day.  It’s a self-explanatory holiday where you’re rewarded with…well…steak and a blowjob.  That’s all fine and dandy except I don’t think Steak & BJ Day is the male answer to Valentine’s Day.  Sure, on V-Day we get treated to a nice meal, etc etc.  But, it’s not like we’re guaranteed some quality oral sex from you.  Actually, we want to pleasure you MORE on V-Day to reward you for all your effort and planning.  However, the expectations of Steak & BJ Day are pretty clear.  We must treat you to a steak and a blowjob.  That’s not fair then.  So, as a good compromise, I declare today, 3/16, Pineapple & Pussy Day.

Here’s how I picture the description in future history books: “Pineapple & Pussy Day was started on 3/16/11 by NYC dating coach, Yue, as an answer to Steak & Blowjob Day on 3/14.  On this day, women are treated to pineapples, which are delicious and proven to make pussy taste delicious as well.  Then, they are spoiled with longer-than-usual sessions of hot and steamy pussy licking from a member of the opposite sex.”

Happy P & P Day.  And if you don’t have pineapple handy, the following foods will also improve vaginal taste:

  • Yogurt
  • Berries
  • Papaya
  • Parsley
  • Celery
  • Lots of water
  • Cranberry juice
  • Peppermint
  • Spearmint
  • Wheat grass
  • Lemon
  • Mango

Get to work, boys!

Comments
  1. Datingisms says:

    [...] you know 3/16 is Pineapple & Pussy Day?  Pineapple makes the pussy sweeter. LikeBe the first to like this post.▶ No Responses [...]

  2. [...] her ex who ate a lot of fruit (pineapples, strawberries) tasted sweet.  The same food items that make our twats taste good have the same benefits for you.  However, most of you live on steak, potatoes, french fries, [...]

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