HOW TO: Spot a Gold Digger

Posted: 12/23/2010 by Singlefied in Dating, How To
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  • She magically disappears right before the check comes
  • She’s waaaay more attractive than you are
  • She goes to hedge fund meetup events for “fun”
  • Her Facebook pictures are mainly of her in formal gowns attending some benefit for a life-threatening disease
  • She lives all the way uptown but only likes to hang out on Wall Street
  • Her vacation photos are only just of her, in some exotic place, smiling at the photographer who has seemingly manly fingers
  • She likes to allude to expensive outings such as going to shows, getting bottles at a club and weekend getaways
  • She cancels a date because she couldn’t afford a mani-pedi and a blowout.  She didn’t want to let you down by not looking up-to-par
  • She carries a Chanel bag, wears Cartier jewelry, and walks around in Louboutins, yet she still can’t quite tell you what she does for a living.  (“I was in real estate, and sometimes I guest bartend at this place downtown…”)
  • She thinks “What’s your net worth?” is a good question to follow “What’s your favorite food?” on a first date
  • Her profile is on AND
  1. kinkykelleykicksthekurse says:

    Awesome…I wish I could be a gold digger…*stomps foot* hehe

  2. Singlefied says:

    It’s never too late! Here’s a tutorial:

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  6. whatsaysyou says:

    Good one and thanks for sharing

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