For singles, here are some ideas for you today:
– Have a porno-watching marathon with the volume on full blast
– Find the ex you can’t stand and have some incredible hate fuck
– Go to an anti-Valentine’s event and rack up on desperate, horny bitches
– At a restaurant, send over an anonymous drink to a random girl on a date with the note, “Will you marry me?”
– Have a threesome with you, your hand and your penis
– Go to church. Where else do you think the hot virgins are hiding out?
Hope you all have a great V-Day. Here’s a great video done by my friend PK to a bit by Dane Cook.