The Sex Soundtrack

Have you ever watched porn with the sound off?  Not as appealing, is it?  The sex soundtrack probably makes up for 50% of what turns us on in bed.  Besides the physical sounds of licking, sucking, and ball sack thumping, there is also the verbal sounds of moaning, groaning, and dirty talking.  The verbal sounds play a significant role in our bedroom experience, because it’s our way of communicating what we like and what we don’t like.   So, I was blown away by how many stories I’ve heard of quiet fuckers.  Girls who don’t make noise in bed indicate either they’re not enjoying themselves, they’re not sexually comfortable, or both.  Regardless of the reason, it is NOT OK.   Don’t try to make excuses for them and say, “Oh, she’s just quiet.”  No such thing.  The quiet ones are some of the loudest ones in bed.  If you come across a silent fucker, I believe it is totally acceptable to stop and ask her what turns her on in bed.  And if she can’t answer that question, she’s not gonna be a good fuck.

Verbal cues also indicate whether a girl is just sorta enjoying herself vs. really enjoying herself.  The deepest pleasure will cause her moans and groans to come from her diaphragm, which will be deep, almost grunt-like.  Mediocre pleasure will cause her noises to be more throaty, from a higher vocal region.  Most porn stars sound like this.  But at the end of the day, it’s not American Idol and no Simon Cowell is in the bedroom judging her pitchiness.    As long as she makes noise, you’re in a good spot.

BTW, thanks to Kevin for showing me his bad ass t-shirt.