Burn Your Turtleneck

Posted: 12/31/2010 by Singlefied in Your Appearance
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Girls allow guys to get away with a lot when it comes to fashion: baggy jeans, sweats, dirty shoes, deep V-necks.  But, there is one item of clothing that we will not allow –> TURTLENECKS.  There’s something very unmanly about the way turtlenecks look on guys, not to mention that it makes you look shorter by hiding your neck.  So your neck is cold?  Invest in a scarf, dude.


  1. Datingisms says:

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  2. sayhellotomiguel says:

    I like turtlenecks. The are functional. I also have scarves. Wear them both in Ohio. Not going to stop wearing because of your insecurity and faux fashon knowledge. Should NFL players stop wearing them in winter games as well?

    • Singlefied says:

      Well hello Miguel. Ohio? Brrrr. No wonder you double bag with a turtleneck and scarf. So, if this was a blog about how to keep warm in cold weather, I’d be all about turtlenecks. In fact, I would have turtlenecks in my logo and maybe even have a turtleneck dance across the screen. However, this is a dating blog. More specifically, a dating blog for men on how to attract more women. I’m simply expressing a collective opinion among women about our shared dislike of turtlenecks on men, fashion-wise. If a guy is on the prowl, he probably should not be sporting his turtleneck to the bars. Sure, there may be a couple women who don’t mind turtlenecks, but why narrow your target audience? Maybe you’re right, maybe we, as women who hate turtlenecks on men, are insecure and have faux fashion knowledge. It still doesn’t change our opinion.
      And should NFL players stop wearing turtlenecks during the winter games? Hell no. With how much they’re getting paid, they should fucking wear muumuus if required.

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