No, we’re not thrilled when you suggest butt sex, but yes, we know you want to stick it in a tighter hole. If you’re trying to pop some girl’s ass cherry, maybe try to convince her to take some poppers. Poppers are various alkyl nitrites inhaled for recreational purposes, and by “recreational purposes,” I mean it relaxes the asshole. It’s a widely used method in the gay community and it’s about time this little secret is shared with hetero butt-fuckers.
But remember: if she does her part by granting you a visit to assholeville, you do your part by keeping your cock hard!