Cumma Cum On My Face

Posted: 11/01/2010 by Singlefied in Sex
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I love me some porn but it sets some unfair sexual expectations for those of you who are less experienced or totally clueless in bed.  Case in point: cum on face.  In the pornos, it seems as if the girls are “rewarded” with some jizz on their mug.  I mean, after we just risked lock-jaw giving a BJ and rode the motherfucker for hours, there’s nothing more we’d rather finish with than sticky, bleach-flavored goo on our face, right?  Gross.

Listen, we spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on products for our face that lift, firm, tone, clean and smooth.  Until there’s some scientific study that proves your cum has any of those said benefits, please keep it off of our face.

In the meantime, my friends and I like to sing a little jingle that goes “Cumma cum on my face, I’ll be waiting for you…” to the tune of the Three’s Company theme song.  You’re welcome.

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  4. LOADED says:

    I do it because it’s like marking your gal and when you really get her to that point of complete sexual abandonment then no one seems to mind.

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