That Kind of Crazy (Women) – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (Episode Three)

Written By: The Unsung Romantic (Continued from Episode 2) Her Codename: Little Miss Manners Category: Multiple Personalities, Control Freak I call her Little Miss Manners (She’s a loaded cannon of fucktarded contradictions and will come up in future episodes). I based her name after those Little Miss books from the ’80s my sister would collect – I [...]

That Kind of Crazy (Women) – She Always Loves Two of Us (Episode Two)

Written By: The Unsung Romantic (Continued from Episode 1) Her Codename: Kinky Double-Lover Category: Polyamorous (See Polymory) Maybe this is the kind of crazy you want? A girl who is admittedly convinced that it is possible to be in love with more than one guy at a time – or more. Before we summarize the [...]

Sex Stories w/ Dick: Hope Your Fourth Was Explosive

I will admit things had slowed down somewhat for me between work and real life drama lately. I had been hanging out with a woman more and more and somehow I just couldn’t close the deal and was going to end up in just friends land. This past weekend changed it for me. Every Fourth [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Paying For It.

Written By: Dick Lambert I am torn at times between the sentimental notions of romance put forth by today’s romcoms, my insatiable lust to fuck like a rabbit, and the stark realization that sometimes I find women too much trouble to deal with on a romantic or even lustful level. Guys, let’s all admit right [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: The Crime Scene

Written By: Dick Lambert Roxy had an annoying roommate who was always home and I had at the time a roommate who smelled like cheese. The roommate dilemma left Roxy and me with romps around the office in the copy room, on the conference table, in the break room, and after happy hour we would [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: ASL (American Sex Language)

Written By: Dick Lambert I was at a local club for an early morning DJ set from one of my favorite DJs.  There was immediately one woman who caught my attention. She had short brown hair in a cute bob style, a pacifier, little daisy duke shorts, and a spaghetti tank top with a unicorn [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Jumping Ship!

Written By: Dick Lambert Heather was a beautiful auburn hair, dark eyes, athletic type with all the prerequisite curves. My friend who served in the Navy with her introduced us when she was on leave.  He had a crush on her but was never able to seal the deal. She was also tough as nails [...]

Dick Takes One For the Team: The Tale of the Grenade

Written By: Dick Lambert Grenade- The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties.  If the grenade doesn’t get any action, then neither does anyone else. I am a good wingman. I have the grenade scars in my memory to prove it. The most recent grenade I took was for my best friend [...]

Does Size Matter? (Inside a Girl Conversation)

After you hook up with a girl, don’t you wish you could secretly hear how she talks about you to her friends?  Lucky you because I’m about to give you an excerpt from a real conversation: Julia: So…how was your date last night with Blake? Diane: Oh it was nice, we met up at this [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Like Water From a Fountain

Written by: Dick Lambert April showers bring May flowers but this time her name was Brook. Brook was a petite woman about five feet four inches on a tall day. You know and enjoy the type that just begs to be thrown around the room as you both break furniture during your lusty couplings. The [...]