Eyes Wide Shut

Have you ever fucked a girl who wouldn’t open her eyes?  How did it make you feel?  Not awesome. We have also fucked guys who keep their eyes closed and that’s the ultimate turn-off in bed.  During sex, you’re suppose to look at us lustfully, drool over our naked body, bouncing breasts, and endless curves.  [...]

Postcoital Female-Male Dynamic

My good friend Derick told me once that he can tell when two people have slept together by observing their interactions in public.  “In a group setting,” he said, “if two people have slept together, the girl tends to be more submissive to the guy she slept with.” For example, she might laugh harder at [...]

Make Manhandling a New Year’s Resolution

When I hear girls describing their best sex partners, it’s always along the lines of, “then he threw me up against the wall,” “all of a sudden, he flips me,” “there was a little spanking.”  The excitement for us is really rooted in idea of dominance.  We want to role play with you; whether it’d [...]

Vibrating Cock Ring

You should invest in a Vibrating Cock Ring .  It not only stimulates her clit and drives her wild, you’ll also last longer and feel a warm sensation from the vibrator being close to your prostate.  It’s a good starter toy, especially for those of you who are more conservative in bed. They run from [...]

HOW TO: Deal with Penile Performance Anxiety

12% of guys are medically impotent but over 70% of men experience performance anxiety, which is not a disorder, more of a mindset.  The majority of us girls have encountered Mr. Softies every now and then.  There are several ways to deal with it next time your cock goes limp: 1) Acknowledge that you’re limp.  [...]

Magic Hour Gets You Laid

There’s a time right before a bar closes that is almost guaranteed to get you laid.  “Magic Hour” is about 1.5 hours before closing time.  In New York, it would be around 2:30am.  If you stick around during this time (or take the short cut and just hop into a bar right around then), you’re [...]

So You’re a Virgin? Get a Hooker

You may be at an age where most of your friends have stuck their penis in a pussy and/or asshole.  Your penis has only met a hand or a mouth.  Technically, you are a virgin.  You know what?  You’re not as rare as Four Loko (you can still buy on eBay, btw), but also not [...]

Which Would You Rather Screw: Butterface or Butterbody?

You guys seem to have no problem pointing out the butterfaces (hot body, bad face), but butterbodies don’t ever get a mention.  So in this battle of a toned Kathy Griffin vs. a jiggly Megan Fox, who would you rather fuck? [Did I just hear you choose Kathy Griffin over Megan Fox?]

The Big O: Big Myth

Now that you’re (hopefully) getting laid more than usual, I just want to get one thing clear: our orgasm shouldn’t be your #1 goal.  For us, it takes a combination of MANY emotional and physical factors to hit the big O, and these factors differ from woman to woman.  Some of us need to feel [...]

Seasonal Dating

Have you ever noticed that you may have more friends with birthdays in late summer-early fall than any other season?  According to the U.S. Census, “more newborns arrive during the late summer and early fall months of July, August, and September than any other time of the year.”  It’s what I like to call “seasonal [...]