People Afraid of Penises

Snow sculptures in the shape of penises have created an uproar in Lafayette, Indiana.  The neighbors are not happy to see male genitalia, especially Ms. (Va)Ghina Robinson. Along the same lines, no girl really likes seeing your penis.  We like the way it feels, but aesthetically, it’s not a masterpiece.  I know girls who are [...]

A Note on Oral Sex

I don’t know what I was smoking when I wrote Good Vibrations…Down Under.  EVERYBODY likes oral sex.  So I must clarify that some people do not like it because they’ve never experienced someone who knew what they were doing.  C’mon, you’ve had that girl who used too much teeth.  Similarly, we’ve all had that guy [...]

Cumma Cum On My Face

I love me some porn but it sets some unfair sexual expectations for those of you who are less experienced or totally clueless in bed.  Case in point: cum on face.  In the pornos, it seems as if the girls are “rewarded” with some jizz on their mug.  I mean, after we just risked lock-jaw [...]