Written by: Dick Lambert April showers bring May flowers but this time her name was Brook. Brook was a petite woman about five feet four inches on a tall day. You know and enjoy the type that just begs to be thrown around the room as you both break furniture during your lusty couplings. The [...]
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When She Swallows, What Does it Mean?
Posted: 03/30/2011 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, SexTags: datingisms, felatio, miss singlefied, oral sex, semen increases risk of throat cancer, semen is an antidepressant, semen reduces risk of breast cancer, singlefied, sucking dick, swallowing cum, swallowing semen, why do some women swallow
OK OK, it feels fucking good when you can cum inside a woman’s mouth, especially when she gently sucks you while you ejaculate. [I just re-read that sentence 100 times] Although we know you like it like that, not all of us do it like that. When a girl chooses to swallow, what does it [...]
Happy Pineapple & Pussy Day
Posted: 03/16/2011 by Singlefied in How To, Oral Sex, SexTags: oral sex, pineapple and pussy day, steak and blowjob day, what makes vagina taste good
Happy belated Steak & Blowjob Day! Apparently, 3/14 (one month after Valentine’s Day) is declared the male Valentine’s Day, otherwise known as Steak & Blowjob Day. It’s a self-explanatory holiday where you’re rewarded with…well…steak and a blowjob. That’s all fine and dandy except I don’t think Steak & BJ Day is the male answer to [...]
A Note on Oral Sex
Posted: 12/21/2010 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, SexTags: licking pussy, oral sex, porn, sucking dick, too much teeth
I don’t know what I was smoking when I wrote Good Vibrations…Down Under. EVERYBODY likes oral sex. So I must clarify that some people do not like it because they’ve never experienced someone who knew what they were doing. C’mon, you’ve had that girl who used too much teeth. Similarly, we’ve all had that guy [...]
Good Vibrations…Down Under
Posted: 12/12/2010 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, SexTags: oral sex, sex, vagina, vibrators
Why do girls like vibrators? Because they vibrate. Vibrations feel good down there. Next time you visit vajayjayland, try moaning or humming. It’ll drive her insane. And while we’re on the topic, can I just dispel the myth that EVERY girl likes it when you go down on her? It’s simply not true. I know [...]
