To find girls, you have to go where they are. Sure, they’re at sports bars and coffee shops, but think smarter. Go somewhere with an abundance of girls and a scarcity of guys. Two things pop in mind for me: dance and yoga. Since you actually need some basic techniques for dance, your easier option would be yoga. Here are some reasons why you should give yoga class a try:
- The girl-guy ratio is typically 10000000000:1
- Limber girls
- Limber girls in tight clothing
- Limber girls in tight clothing sticking their ass in your face
- It promotes friendly interactions, so it’s much easier to start up a convo with the chick next to you
- It’ll improve your sex life
- It’s a humbling experience (because it’s a lot harder than you think)
Some of you have voiced your concern for flatulence in yoga class. I once had a girl fart on my face while in child’s pose. Not cute. But there are somethings you can do before class. When you’re alone, put yourself in child’s pose for about 2 minutes and let it all out. Another pose you should be careful of is the “Happy Baby.” If you’re instructed to go into Happy Baby and you’re farty, opt out of it and just lie on your back.
Some of you are concerned about looking like a fool. You will look like a fool because yoga is meant to challenge you beyond your comfort zone. Here’s a secret: girls don’t expect guys to be good but we want you in class, because it makes us want to work harder.
The last thing I would say is try to start off next to an inexperienced chick and move your way up to the best chick in class. You can bond with an inexperienced yogi when you struggle through poses together. How do you spot a rookie? She’s usually in the back of class and doesn’t have her own yoga mat (so she uses the ones provided). When you get better with your practice, challenge yourself by going next to a veteran yogi. If you see her do a pose you’ve struggled with, ask her how she got there when the class is over.
I’m telling you, yoga is the best kept secret for picking up girls. Go check it out before other guys find out!