The Last Dick

Written By: Dick Lambert Sorry, I haven’t been posting my adventures recently. I am going to catch you all up and also say goodbye, as this will be Dick’s last post. I recently, had a house guest for a few weeks. A friend of mine from high school is getting divorced and he needed some [...]

Dick’s Time Off: Non English Speaking BFF Nazi LF Dick

I love sharing my illicit experiences with you guys. I hope they titillate and inspire you to new levels of lewd and crude ways to get off with those heavenly creatures we call women. I have a lot of success without a doubt but sometimes I feel like the Anti-Dick when I fail. When I [...]

Sex Stories w/ Dick: Hope Your Fourth Was Explosive

I will admit things had slowed down somewhat for me between work and real life drama lately. I had been hanging out with a woman more and more and somehow I just couldn’t close the deal and was going to end up in just friends land. This past weekend changed it for me. Every Fourth [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Viva Las Vegas!

Written By: Dick Lambert The saying is “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” unless you did what I did in Vegas and it was so terrible you just have to hear it. My first mistake was going to Vegas for two weeks with then girlfriend Mirna. When traveling to Vegas never import your own [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Paying For It.

Written By: Dick Lambert I am torn at times between the sentimental notions of romance put forth by today’s romcoms, my insatiable lust to fuck like a rabbit, and the stark realization that sometimes I find women too much trouble to deal with on a romantic or even lustful level. Guys, let’s all admit right [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: The Crime Scene

Written By: Dick Lambert Roxy had an annoying roommate who was always home and I had at the time a roommate who smelled like cheese. The roommate dilemma left Roxy and me with romps around the office in the copy room, on the conference table, in the break room, and after happy hour we would [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: ASL (American Sex Language)

Written By: Dick Lambert I was at a local club for an early morning DJ set from one of my favorite DJs.  There was immediately one woman who caught my attention. She had short brown hair in a cute bob style, a pacifier, little daisy duke shorts, and a spaghetti tank top with a unicorn [...]

(Sorta) Sex Stories with Dick: Every Dog Has His Day!

Written By: Dick Lambert “Every dog has his day” is an old saying originating from Shakespeare’s Hamlet “Let Hercules himself do what he may; The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.” Now, never say you didn’t learn anything reading my posts. One particular day I was bringing around my trophy girlfriend Christina [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Jumping Ship!

Written By: Dick Lambert Heather was a beautiful auburn hair, dark eyes, athletic type with all the prerequisite curves. My friend who served in the Navy with her introduced us when she was on leave.  He had a crush on her but was never able to seal the deal. She was also tough as nails [...]

Dicks Wins Some; Loses Some

Written By: Dick Lambert We have spent some time together now and I think I owe it to you, my readers, to tell you a little bit about me. You can learn a lot from someone’s success but you can learn a lot about someone by their failure also. Yes, it’s true even Dick fails [...]