Hurricane Irene, You’re One Crazy Bitch

  Hope everyone stays safe.  And most importantly, go get laid already.

The Royal Wedding: “Claimed!”

Did you watch the royal wedding this morning?  I didn’t.  I was too busy consoling a friend on her recent divorce.  But I did watch some of the recaps online and started to possibly over analyze this whole thing.  Royal court aside, the entire world was watching Kate Middleton (Prince William, who?).  What did she [...]

Happy Monday! Fun Ice Breaker/ Panty Dropper

1) Think of your favorite color.  Describe it with three words. 2) Think of an animal.  Describe the animal using three words. 3) Think of your favorite body of water (natural or manmade).  Describe that using three words. 4) Imagine you’re in a room that is painted all white, with no doors or windows.  Describe [...]

Man Offering $10,000 to Find Future Wife

Chas, a 40-year-old entrepreneur from San Francisco, created a site to find his future wife.  And if you introduce him to the woman he ends up marrying, you get $10,000.  Chas claims he doesn’t have much time to date, he says “Thanks to a decade of ‘life coaching’ and some insightful relationships, I can honestly [...]

HOW TO: Spot a Girl w/ Too Much Makeup (Hot at night, ugly by morning)

Besides being a dating coach, I also work in the entertainment industry.  Over the years, I’ve seen plain Janes come on set sans makeup and magically transformed into drool-worthy hotties after being in the makeup chair.  Sometimes the transformation would be so drastic, I wouldn’t be able to recognize the chick.  Girls can do a [...]

Women Prefer Superior Men (Sorta)

A CNBC article last week, “Why Do Smart Men Date Dumb Girls,” got some of my girls fired up so we started discussing it like it was a round table on The View.  In the end, there was nothing to be angry about.  Boys, it is true, men date less intelligent girls because most girls [...]

Picking Up Girls w/o Really Trying

I know I like to give you guys some proactive pick-up strategies such as the Creeper Sweeper and Toast ‘n’ Bolt.  Mystery, the pick-up artist even takes it one step further and tells you to do magic tricks and shit to break the ice.  Well boys, there are less involved ways, such as paying attention [...]

The Dating Timeline (who you should be dating at your age)

I’ve spent years gathering the dating timeline of men and women, and this is a rough draft of what I’ve gathered.  For those of you who are graphically-challenged, this is how you read this chart: If you’re not married by [insert age rage], this is what you’re thinking [insert words below age range].  Then follow [...]

Inner vs. Outer Swagger

I’m doing my usual “research” at a bar and in walks a group of guys.  One of them is clearly the leader of the pack, confidently walks in first, first bumps the bartender, greets the room with a teethy smile, and leads his group to a table in the middle of the bar.  This guy [...]

HOW TO: Be a Male Gold Digger

In response to my post of How to Spot Gold Diggers, many of you wrote in and asked how you can become a gold digger.  If this is the career direction you’ve chosen to explore, who am I to stop you?  Here’s how: 1) Lower your standards.  A rich, hot girl will just attract richer [...]