The Last Dick

Written By: Dick Lambert Sorry, I haven’t been posting my adventures recently. I am going to catch you all up and also say goodbye, as this will be Dick’s last post. I recently, had a house guest for a few weeks. A friend of mine from high school is getting divorced and he needed some [...]

Miss Singlefied Conducts Her Own Exit Interviews

Thanks to the hilarious Simone Grant, I was given the opportunity to guest post for her popular blog, Sex Lies & Dating in the City.  *No exes were harmed in the making of this post: Let’s face it, most of us don’t exactly get “closure” when we go through breakups.  Sometimes, after much time has passed, [...]

Dick’s Time Off: Non English Speaking BFF Nazi LF Dick

I love sharing my illicit experiences with you guys. I hope they titillate and inspire you to new levels of lewd and crude ways to get off with those heavenly creatures we call women. I have a lot of success without a doubt but sometimes I feel like the Anti-Dick when I fail. When I [...]

That Kind of Crazy (Women) – The Big Bang Theory (Episode 1)

Written By: The Unsung Romantic I think my father said it best to me, as well as a few unsuspecting buddies of mine while packed into the ’86 Plymouth Tourismo Duster I inherited a little after this short lived sermon took place. “Look man,” he said (Try to envision a middle-aged suave Cuban man, with [...]

Welcome, The Unsung Romantic

Please welcome our second male contributor, The Unsung Romantic, who will be alternating posts with Dick Lambert.  The Unsung Romantic is what many would call a Euromerican. He is a lover, a hunter and a fighter all rolled into one overly complicated contradiction of a modern day American playboy. He’s dated mother-daughter combinations, Thai nannies, [...]

Sex Stories with Dick: Jumping Ship!

Written By: Dick Lambert Heather was a beautiful auburn hair, dark eyes, athletic type with all the prerequisite curves. My friend who served in the Navy with her introduced us when she was on leave.  He had a crush on her but was never able to seal the deal. She was also tough as nails [...]