Written By: Dick Lambert I am torn at times between the sentimental notions of romance put forth by today’s romcoms, my insatiable lust to fuck like a rabbit, and the stark realization that sometimes I find women too much trouble to deal with on a romantic or even lustful level. Guys, let’s all admit right [...]
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When She Swallows, What Does it Mean?
Posted: 03/30/2011 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, SexTags: datingisms, felatio, miss singlefied, oral sex, semen increases risk of throat cancer, semen is an antidepressant, semen reduces risk of breast cancer, singlefied, sucking dick, swallowing cum, swallowing semen, why do some women swallow
OK OK, it feels fucking good when you can cum inside a woman’s mouth, especially when she gently sucks you while you ejaculate. [I just re-read that sentence 100 times] Although we know you like it like that, not all of us do it like that. When a girl chooses to swallow, what does it [...]
Miss Singlefied Answers Your Dating Questions via Video
Posted: 03/26/2011 by Singlefied in Ask Ms. Singlefied, Butt Sex, Casting, Celebs, Dating, Events, First Date, How To, International Dating, Online Dating, Oral Sex, Pick-Up Strategies, Sex, Technology, Your AppearanceTags: dating advice, dating questions, dating sociologist, dating tips, miss singlefied, youtube, yue xu dating coach
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Happy Pineapple & Pussy Day
Posted: 03/16/2011 by Singlefied in How To, Oral Sex, SexTags: oral sex, pineapple and pussy day, steak and blowjob day, what makes vagina taste good
Happy belated Steak & Blowjob Day! Apparently, 3/14 (one month after Valentine’s Day) is declared the male Valentine’s Day, otherwise known as Steak & Blowjob Day. It’s a self-explanatory holiday where you’re rewarded with…well…steak and a blowjob. That’s all fine and dandy except I don’t think Steak & BJ Day is the male answer to [...]
Date a Stripper (Part 2 of 3): Slippery When Wet!
Posted: 02/24/2011 by DickLambert in Oral Sex, SexTags: date a stripper, fuck a stripper, golden shower
Written by: Dick Lambert Continuing on from last week’s stripper post of the rules of dating a stripper, this week is about fucking one. What’s it like to bang a stripper, Dick? The first time I had just exit interviewed out of a long relationship, my mates being the mates that they are took me [...]
Today I picked up the February 7th issue of New York Magazine and was alarmed by the article “He’s Just Not That Into Anyone” by Davy Rothbart. What alarmed me the most was that I am hearing more and more from women that more and more of the men they encounter seem to have some [...]
Vaginal Contractions Attract Aliens?
Posted: 01/20/2011 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, Technology, UncategorizedTags: ballerina vaginas, black swan, joe davis, MIT, queefing, vagina contractions, vaginal noises
I heard from someone that MIT scientists emitted sounds of vaginal contractions into space to attract aliens. Just a little skeptical, I went home and researched it. So it turns out, it’s (mostly) true. In 1986, MIT research affiliate, Joe Davis, was concerned that outerspace creatures had not been exposed to human genitalia. He decided [...]
A Note on Oral Sex
Posted: 12/21/2010 by Singlefied in Oral Sex, SexTags: licking pussy, oral sex, porn, sucking dick, too much teeth
I don’t know what I was smoking when I wrote Good Vibrations…Down Under. EVERYBODY likes oral sex. So I must clarify that some people do not like it because they’ve never experienced someone who knew what they were doing. C’mon, you’ve had that girl who used too much teeth. Similarly, we’ve all had that guy [...]
