The Royal Wedding: “Claimed!”

Did you watch the royal wedding this morning?  I didn’t.  I was too busy consoling a friend on her recent divorce.  But I did watch some of the recaps online and started to possibly over analyze this whole thing.  Royal court aside, the entire world was watching Kate Middleton (Prince William, who?).  What did she [...]

Miss Singlefied Answers Your Dating Questions via Video

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Another Sexercise: Humpilates

Forget my previous post about kegels, kama, and stripperobics. I’m all for Humpilates!

Happy President’s Day

Actually, thank YOU President Clinton for we will never look at cigars the same way again. To increase your presidential prowess, brush up on these older posts: – Never let a girl intimidate you. – How long you last in bed will not necessarily impress your intern. – It’s legal to inhale some drugs. – [...]

Jungle Dick: One Man’s True Story

My good friend Ryan is an endurance athlete, video jounralist, on-air host and overall manslut.  For an adventure/survival show on Discovery (premieres tomorrow 2/17 at 10pm EST!), Ryan was flown into a Venezuelan jungle with 9 others for one month, where they had to survive with no outside help.  Of course, I was more concerned [...]

Nice Guy w/ a Sprinkle of Douche

“Why do nice guys finish last?”  The age-old question.  And who usually asks it?  Whiny guys who have been screwed over by some biatch.  OK, let’s get a couple things straight.  There’s a difference between being “nice” and being a “chump.”  A guy who takes a girl on a weekend getaway within the first 2 [...]

Mila Dumped Macaulay After Gaining Eyesight

I open up my new issue of Cosmo with Mila Kunis on the cover and find that she was blind in one eye due to chronic iritis.  She recently had surgery to fix the blind eye. So with that, I’d like to add an addendum to my post “When You Date out of Your League; [...]

When You Date Out of Your League; The Mila and Macaulay Breakup

I don’t know about you but I get tingles down under whenever I see pictures of Mila Kunis.  If there’s such a thing as a “female boner”, I would have one if I ever see her in person.  I find her to be the ultimate Librarian-Stripper with her innocent face juxtaposed with a hot womanly [...]

Happy New Year!

“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.”  – Zach Galifianakis

Girls are Manipulative: Lessons Learned from Brett Favre (again)

This week, Brett Favre was fined $50,000 for his lack of cooperation with the investigation of his supposed inappropriate sexts to Jenn Sterger back in 2008.  Although Favre’s shadiness qualifies as being “guilty” for the accused actions, I don’t believe Sterger is little miss innocent either.  Why would it have taken her over 2 years [...]