Happy Fucking Valentine's Day

For singles, here are some ideas for you today:

- Have a porno-watching marathon with the volume on full blast

- Find the ex you can’t stand and have some incredible hate fuck

- Go to an anti-Valentine’s event and rack up on desperate, horny bitches

- At a restaurant, send over an anonymous drink to a random girl on a date with the note, “Will you marry me?”

- Have a threesome with you, your hand and your penis

- Go to church.  Where else do you think the hot virgins are hiding out?

Hope you all have a great V-Day.  Here’s a great video done by my friend PK to a bit by Dane Cook.

 

Dane Cook on Love: A Typographic Exploration from pk on Vimeo.