Stripper Fart

Posted: 12/28/2010 by Singlefied in Dating
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You guys have a lot of gas and sometimes it’s uncomfortable trying to hold it in.  Most of you aren’t shy about farting, but if you’re alone with a new girl, you can’t exactly let one rip in the bathroom when she’s in the next room.  Well, as luck would have it, strippers have a common technique that has been coined as a Stripper Fart, which will help with your dilemma.  Strippers have gas too and sometimes they can’t hold it in when they’re on stage.  So, what they do is point their ass to the back of the stage, spread their butt cheeks out to the side and slowly let the gas out.  By doing so, they relieve their gas without making a sound.

Next time you make the mistake of having Mexican food and end up at a girl’s apartment, try a discreet Stripper Fart.  Disclaimer: no sound does not equal no smell.

Also, I’m sorry that you’ll never look at strippers the same again.

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  1. Datingisms says:

    […] Strippers have gas too and sometimes they can’t hold it in when they’re on stage.   LikeBe the first to like this post. […]

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